why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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