id be glad to
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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