I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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