Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want to have your abortion
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I touched a dick in church today
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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