I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sext me about skeletons
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
