He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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