blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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