I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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