She went from zero to smokin in five shots
too bad you live with your parents still
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We are all done wearing pants today
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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