Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Found the puke drawer
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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