The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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