How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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