If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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