call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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