There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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