it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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