Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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