i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
