Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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