My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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