what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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