i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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