Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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