we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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