My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
