I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize