I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
