Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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