Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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