you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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