Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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