Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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