Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
