none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize