Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Randomize
