Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Pooping to opera.
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