At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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