absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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