Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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