Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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