New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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