Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I can't turn off my feet"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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