And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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