i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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