Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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