Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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