David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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