you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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