It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
what day is it and did you see me today?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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