Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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