It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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