This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the condom got lost in my hair
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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