Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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