listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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