omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wish I only lived at night.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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