Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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