I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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